Thursday, June 26, 2008

For those of you who missed it, Our Top 10

The Top 10 Reasons to Support Frank and Megan in the Pan Mass Challenge

10. If we don’t raise enough money, Megan will have to stop wearing J.Crew and start wearing Jaclyn Smith.
9. We need padded shorts and special creams for our butts. What have you done to support our asses?
8. It’s like Facebook: All the cool kids are doing it.
7. If we don’t raise enough money for the PMC, Frank will have to switch jobs… again.
6. As soon as you donate, we’ll stop badgering you to donate.
5. Because you promised you would 4 months ago…and 3 months ago…and yesterday.
4. Do you remember the movie “Better Off Dead”? I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!
3. Donate is really close sounding to donut…. Mmm…. Donut.
2. Frank and Spandex are 2 words that shouldn’t go together in a sentence. The sooner we raise the money and finish the PMC, the sooner he can go back to board shorts.
1. It will settle your conscience. Helping kids with cancer almost always does.

Bonus LOLCat: Ai wantz mah dunashunz pleez

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